BUTT-BUMP! New card available!
It’s a 2-color silkscreened card on thick cotton paper, standard 4¼” x 5½” size.
Celebratory butt-poem inside:
“Our behinds are bodacious / the best buns alive
So let’s bump butts together / with a cheeky high-five!”
Comes with a fancy envelope! Dang! Wowee!
All this for just $5. If you want it in time for V-Day, order soon!
Who wouldn’t want to receive one of these? Get one for your Valentine.